Chiste(s)
“There are only two industries that refer to their customers
as ‘users’.” — Edward Tufte
(para los que no lo entendieron, una es la informática, y la otra la “industria” de la droga)
Me seguí riendo asi que agrego más.
“One World, One Web, One Program” - Microsoft Promotional Ad
“Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer” - Adolf Hitler
You know you’re a Unix guy when your dreams start with #!/bin/sh.
bash: syntax error near unexpected token `=:)’
Application has reported a “Not My Fault” in module KRNL.EXE
in line 0200:103F
Avoid temporary variables and strange women.
Programming is an art form that fights back.
“NT disk, meet Mr. Microwave.” — David Parsons
Q. What’s the difference between Batman and Bill Gates?
A. When Batman fought the Penguin, he won.
“Of course using a Mac is like cunnilingus; there is only one button and
you need to fiddle it a lot.” — Par Leijonhufvud
Sun bug report (#4102680): “Workaround: don’t pound on the mouse
like a wild monkey.”
“Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two”
(uno de mis preferidos)
saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
Los dos de IRC, el de Java y el de Mac, estan muy buenos.
El de Batman y Bill gates es yeta (?)
“Avoid temporary variables and strange women.”
Supergay
el del notepad multiplayer es glorioso