No quiero trabajar en Google
Un post de un desarrollador de Red Hat me recuerda al dicho “dios le da pan al que no tiene dientes”.
Resulta que hay un grupo de gente que Google acosa sin cesar para contratarlos. Si, leyeron bien, acosa.
Cansado de los emails que prácticamente considera spam para recrutarlo, pidió consejos para ir a una entrevista y asegurarse que no lo llamaran más.
Les dejo algunos de las mejores propuestas:
“So, have you upgraded to Visual Studio Team System yet, or would I be stuck with Visual Studio .NET?”
“Why would I need to kfree that pointer, the kernel is garbage collected, isn’t it?”
“In my spare time, I’m porting the kernel to C++/Java/Befunge.”
“1. be late to the interview.
2. make sure that you are a. grossly overdressed, b. sweaty.
3. (iffy) wear make up. deny the fact if confronted.
4. make sure your car is really messy on the inside. dont forget dirty.
5. ask for water. drink it loudly. finish off every sip with an “AAAhhh! Water!” wipe your mouth with your sleeve. dramatically.
6. jitter. move your fingers about the table. every once in a while “catch” yourself doing so and quickly hide your hands under the table.
7. when asked about current position, bag on your existing boss. refer to him as “that old prude”. scoff.
8. ask if their healthplan supports drug and alcohol rehabilitation expenses. claim you need it for your mother. assure them you’re telling the truth.
9. ask about their infrastructure. express your opinion of it with a loud “that’s just stupid!” half way through the explanation. refuse to elaborate.
10. when they start telling you about the position you’re about to fill, get up and say that this is really interesting, but you have to be some place. leave. pick your ear on your way out.”
“The most civil way to send them running is to catch a small talk moment and tell them that you voted for Bush.”
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pobre gente, están cansados de que los llame google!