Comandos graciosos en Linux
Un poco viejo, pero gracioso al fin.
$ make fire
Make: Don’t know how to make fire. Stop.
$ why not?
No match.
$ gotta light?
No match.
$ How’s my lovemaking?
Unmatched ‘.
$ “How would you rate Bush’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.
$ [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
$ [Where is my brain?
Missing ].
$ ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
$ ^How did the sex change operation go?
Bad substitute.
$ If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.
$ man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
$ $blow
$blow: No such job.
$ \(-
(-: Command not found.
$ sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
$ cd /tmp
$ touch this; chmod 000 this
$ ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
$ U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission
$ rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
$ cd ~god
Unknown user: god.
$ ar m God
ar: God does not exist
$ make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
$ sleep with me
bad character
$ ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ alias alias alias
alias: Too dangerous to alias that.
$ cat catfood
cat: cannot open catfood
$ cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans
$ nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
$ man p***y
No manual entry for p***y.
$ rm God
rm: God nonexistent
$ ar r God
ar: creating God
$ Unmatched “.
Unmatched “.
$ write desert
desert is not logged on.
$ man you
No manual entry for you.
$ !bluemoon
bluemoon: Event not found.
$ scan for < <"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
$ cat 'the can of tuna'
cat: cannot open the can of tuna
$ rm Quayle-brains
rm: Quayle-brains nonexistent
$ cat "door: paws too slippery"
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery
$ look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes
$ lost
lost: not found
$ make war
Make: Don't know how to make war. Stop.
$ mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
yellow_pages: Is a directory
$touch me
$chmod 000 me
$touch me
touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
$ ar x “my love life”
ar: my love life does not exist
$ ar x “matey, the treasure”
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
$ talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can’t figure out network address.
$ talk Comrade Khruchev
[Your party is not logged on]
make “bottle open”
make “heads or tails of all this”
make love
make mistake
make sense
man woman
man -kisses dog
$ echo
‘[q]sa[ln0=aln256$Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq’|dc
GET A LIFE!
$ ping elvis.rice.edu | awk ‘{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}’
elvis is alive
$ finger body-of-christ@bread-jar.mass
Unknown host
$ finger huge-keg-party@big-house
Unknown host
$ make ‘ ‘ bang ‘ ‘ with gun
make: Fatal error: Don’t know how to make target ` ‘
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esta muy bueno eso. bastante nerd igualmente.
como la remera/frase/chiste(?) ese:
who | grep -i blonde | talk; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; unmount; make clean; sleep;
Dios mio, no se que es peor, si lo nerd que es ese chiste o el hecho de que lo entienda y me resulte medio gracioso.
Hablando de comandos, como instalo fuentes en ubuntu? Esta pagina por ejemplo no se ve bien, me faltan fuentes… aunque ya instale ms-fonts o algo asi.
Mandame un screen de como se te ve.
(argentina[lalala]gmail.com)
comment reformateado: (aunque no fue mi error, el parser lo tomó mal… ARREGLEN EL PUTO PARSER DE COMENTARIOS!!! T_T)
ok, ahora va bien. taría copado poder ver un preview de esto…
eso está mal: después o antes del grep tenes que limpiar toda la data que no es el username.
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¿viste que siempre hay alguien que está peor que uno? ^_^
Ok, despues te mando, ahora no estoy en linux por motivos de fuerza mayor (?)
“Nerd”, “blonde”, “wine” y “touch” en la misma frase? C’est impossible!
totalmente no relacionado al post, pero interesante como pa que lo posteen: http://www2.sun.de/dc/forms/reg_us_2211_391.jsp
seh, esta bueno eso de sun.
yo ya pedi uno (?)
re que mangueo porque pinto (?)
En bash:
% man rear
No manual entry for rear
jajjajajajajja
Genial!!!